Jack Bauer knows how to talk to congressional committees. "Do not sit there with your smug face." I can't help but wonder how Jack would take care of the whole bailout fiasco. I think Obama needs to appoint him as a special assistant of kick-assery or something like that. Dispatch him to recover that $700 billion that's disappeared into the ether. Give him 24 hours. Send along a few camera crews. (You know, because lots of them would end up dead.) Broadcast it live on the web, even. I would pay to watch. I think those AIG execs would be having a lot less fun, what with the lead in their thighs and all. And make sure Chloe is overseeing it all. At the end, she could kick Secretary Paulson in the neck or something. That would be sheer fun. Mr. Obama, if you want me to love you, you have your orders.
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